Sunday, April 11, 2010

Job application / Vegetable status

I am hereby making myself available for the position of Lottery Winnings Millionaire. If only so I can avoid being laughably tired due to working silly shifts.

Need sleep now. Brain is hurty and some joker has hung anvils from my eyelids. I am pumping those eyelid muscles. I can wink the shit out of all of you.

Gone to collapse in bed. Entirely for your safety. For I am kind.


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