Today's great news story:
"Porn Star On the Run After Samurai Attack."
Apparently, a male porn star in California's San Fernando Valley attacked another porn star with a samurai sword, killing him. He is now on the run. Two more were injured in the attack.
And, get this, none of the men involved were big names within the industry, according to the police.
Yes, you can always trust the police to know who's who in the San Fernando Valley, I guess.